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Someone calculated the points of every Whose Line cast member:

icantfeelmyarms:

edfreemaybe:

Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50

The points mattered to someone

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Did Al and Ed look like eachother when they were kids?

starry-slick-in-spring:

Yes, you might say there was a Resemboolance

/hides in corner

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Anonymous asked: Name five ways to win your heart.

Oh man, I don’t even know if I want to answer this, anon. Here, have five ways to win a stuffed animal.

1. Knock over five milk bottles.
2. Be very good at a claw machine.
3. Have someone guess your age, but they are wrong.
4. Use a squirt gun to squirt water onto a target.
5. Hit a platform with a hammer really hard.

THEY GOT SAND IN THE POTATO SALAD

yerblues000 asked: 1.) Things said in book club MUST remain in book club. 2.) You have broken at least 2 Ipods, one was with your Spanish book. 3.) You really want to name an animal of yours Pretzel. 4.) You are scared of fish. 5.) You could probably live off of feta cheese and bread. (Do I win anything? XD I can think of hundreds more)

CG demonstrates our UNBREAKABLE BOND and wins ALL THE THINGS.

peatea64 asked: 1. you my pratner 2. you make the best Care Bears movie macros 3. you don't eat interrupted food 4. you hate the word decadent 5. terry pratchett

the-thought-emporium-imperial asked: YOU ARE FACTUAL, YOU ARE ORIGINAL, YOU ARE BOTH FACTUAL AND ORIGINAL! That's three. Words are like clay to you! And I'm certain there are many who find you adorable.

Thanks so much!

horwell asked: 1. PUNS. 2. You are most fantastic writer!! And you're great at many, many things. 3. YOU ARE VERY DRIVEN AND FUN which is great for all things and all interactions 4. You did not like fatback but you did like Mexico 5. Action bible and hookfrog. (Bonus: You are a small force of nature that could break someones nose if need be!)

I just google imaged fatback so I could show how much I hate it but
I am really
regretting
that decision.

THIS IS A GREAT LIST.
I AM GLAD THAT YOU HAVE LEARNED MUCH.

Leave in my ask 5 things you’ve learned about me.

askyellowninjakoopa:

C’mon! I just did this a while ago! Pay attention to meeeee!

ALSO, I WILL DO THIS BACK TO YOU
because believe me, I’ve learned a lot.

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I will post pictures in about an hour when I am absolutely sure she won’t kill me for this

My roommate and I are sitting in on a class for Old English this summer.
She was struggling with recognizing the difference between weak and strong nouns and how to decline them

So I just made thirty six flashcards

COVERED THE ENTIRE WALL WITH DOUBLE SIDED TAPE

and made a declension chart for her to solve on the wall when she gets home from work